Email From Mom

I got an email from mom the other day. She asked how the "collage" career was going. Then went on to tell me she had a dog but it barked all the time. Now first of all it's not collage... it's college. And it's not like she said anything about it going well... And then spent more time talking about the dog. It's a sublminal thing (or maybe not all that hidden) but we end our writing with what matters most to us.... since that's what the reader will remember the most. Read: She cares more about the dog than me.

Skip ahead.... I was talking to my sister and found out that she gave away the dog already. It was quite nasty and would attack. So let's see... she cares more about this dog which she gave away. Great I feel so loved.